{"id":3130,"date":"2013-10-22T07:00:43","date_gmt":"2013-10-22T12:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mominleggings.com\/?p=3130"},"modified":"2014-06-09T12:07:59","modified_gmt":"2014-06-09T17:07:59","slug":"my-life-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mominleggings.com\/my-life-is\/","title":{"rendered":"My life is&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>The last 3 Goldfish left in the Goldfish box<\/li>\n<li>Frantically searching for my keys when I should have left 5 minutes ago<\/li>\n<li>Plastic furniture<\/li>\n<li>French fries with a side of veggie squeeze pack<\/li>\n<li>A stack of clean, folded diapers and clothes sitting on the railing at the top of the stairs for days<\/li>\n<li>Owning a pair of heels but having no idea where they are<\/li>\n<li>The uncashed check, Star Trek pin, children&#8217;s book and <em>Ready, Set, Sew!<\/em> DVD sitting on my desk covered in dust<\/li>\n<li>Wind burned cheeks, chapped lips, and tangled hair<\/li>\n<li>The persistent smell of poop and the nagging paranoia I&#8217;ve got some on me somewhere<\/li>\n<li>4 months of paperwork stacked on top of the shredder<\/li>\n<li>Cake that comes from a box<\/li>\n<li>Putting something where I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll remember it&#8230;then forgetting where I put it<\/li>\n<li>Grainy, blurry, poorly lit photos<\/li>\n<li>Gray hairs and crows feet<\/li>\n<li>Goodbye kisses in the driveway every morning<\/li>\n<li>Chipped fingernail polish<\/li>\n<li>Belly laughs when my toddler figures out fart jokes<\/li>\n<li>A day-old, dried up green bean under the kitchen table<\/li>\n<li>Tumbleweeds of dog hair<\/li>\n<li>Dust on my make-up bottles and compacts<\/li>\n<li>Stepping on half of a plastic Easter egg. In October. Again.<\/li>\n<li>Tiny toddler finger smudges on my glasses<\/li>\n<li>Magnetic A, B, Cs all over the house<\/li>\n<li>Holding my husband&#8217;s hand while I drive<\/li>\n<li>Debates over what to make for dinner and resorting to take-out because we just can&#8217;t decide<\/li>\n<li>Forgetting to go grocery shopping<\/li>\n<li>A string of abandoned hobbies<\/li>\n<li>Counting to make an unpleasant task entertaining<\/li>\n<li>Clumps of dirt stuck in the wheels of the stroller<\/li>\n<li>A slight Southern twang<\/li>\n<li>Snuggling with a plastic big rig that lights up and plays rock music<\/li>\n<li>Watching the sun set with your family from the driveway<\/li>\n<li><em>Toy Story<\/em> over and over and over<\/li>\n<li>Finding a spoon on the bookshelf in my bedroom (how long has that been there?)<\/li>\n<li>Tiny neon leggings and glittery baby socks<\/li>\n<li>Chips, queso and guacamole for lunch<\/li>\n<li>Shouts of joy over birds, the moon, planes, and trucks of all kinds<\/li>\n<li>The reserve pint of ice cream in the freezer<\/li>\n<li>Random piles of junk from my husband&#8217;s pockets all over the house<\/li>\n<li>Cottage cheese and canned pears<\/li>\n<li>Doing a sniff test to see if I&#8217;ve put on deodorant today or not<\/li>\n<li>Memorizing bedtime stories<\/li>\n<li>Rocking in the dark long after my baby is asleep<\/li>\n<li>Sunshine<\/li>\n<li>Shade trees<\/li>\n<li>Emergency caffeine<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;We&#8217;ll unpack those boxes the next time we move.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Cookie monster toothbrushes<\/li>\n<li>A husband who bakes and vacuums for fun<\/li>\n<li>Year-round flipflops<\/li>\n<li>Sweatpants<\/li>\n<li>Hitting the snooze button<\/li>\n<li>Grumbling about smokers smoking too close to the playground<\/li>\n<li>Rubbing my chin on top of my toddler&#8217;s head just to feel how soft her hair is<\/li>\n<li>Washable marker all over my clothes and hands<\/li>\n<li>The clothes hanger that&#8217;s been in the back seat of the car for months and I don&#8217;t even know where it came from<\/li>\n<li>Junk mail<\/li>\n<li>Teething tablets<\/li>\n<li>Sunscreen<\/li>\n<li>Knocking on my daughter&#8217;s door first thing in the morning<\/li>\n<li>The sound the computer makes when it&#8217;s &#8220;thinking&#8221; really hard<\/li>\n<li>Hamburgers<\/li>\n<li>Emptying the lint trap<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;We&#8217;re almost there&#8221; when we&#8217;re really not<\/li>\n<li>Finding toys behind and under furniture<\/li>\n<li>A hot cup of tea with just the right amount of honey<\/li>\n<li><em>Love.<\/em> More than I ever thought possible.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The last 3 Goldfish left in the Goldfish box Frantically searching for my keys when I should have left 5 minutes ago Plastic furniture French fries with a side of veggie squeeze pack A stack of clean, folded diapers and clothes sitting on the railing at the top of the stairs for days Owning a<a class=\"autoreadmore\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mominleggings.com\/my-life-is\/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[22,34],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-3130","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-family","7":"category-parenting","8":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mominleggings.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mominleggings.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mominleggings.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mominleggings.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mominleggings.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3130"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.mominleggings.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4314,"href":"http:\/\/www.mominleggings.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3130\/revisions\/4314"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mominleggings.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mominleggings.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mominleggings.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}